I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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