i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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