dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I can tuck mytits in my pants
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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