Where did you get a picture of my penis
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
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I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
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