belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
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