I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
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