Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
im having a threesome with these popsicles
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
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