i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
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New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
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I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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