she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
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all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
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It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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