She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
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Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
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Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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