So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
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Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
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Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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