It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
we're making bets on your personal life
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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