I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
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Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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