Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
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