Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
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