I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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