My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
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it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
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So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
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