Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
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