no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
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it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
My breasts were aching with rage.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
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I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
this is an emotional support booty call
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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