When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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