You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
You're so nebulous sometimes
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
Randomize
