oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
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I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
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Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
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