I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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