ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
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You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
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Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
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