I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
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