its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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