The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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