Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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