I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
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I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
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No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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