we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
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Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
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I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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