She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
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We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
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I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS