This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?