i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
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i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
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I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?