Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
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Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
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I just took what could be the most awkward shit in my life, which considering my definition of awkward and my experiences shitting, is pretty fucking awkward.
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I was sitting there doing my business and the guy in the stall next to me banged on the stall and asked me how to spell picnic because he wasn't sure.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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