I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
There's always time for handjobs
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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