I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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