i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
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Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
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My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
My day in three words: secret purse cake
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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