my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
Randomize