Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
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Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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