I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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