Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
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You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
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she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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