he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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