the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
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ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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