Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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