The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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