Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
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Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
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Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
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