That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
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I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
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You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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