Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
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You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
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It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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