just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
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I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
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So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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