It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
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Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
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Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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