whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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