i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
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No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
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Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
Somewhere out there, on several phones belonging to strangers, exists a video of me rapping Baby Got Back on stage in four inch heels that I stole from the drag queen. Also I made out with the chick with the octopus tattoo.
You have the best birthdays
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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