I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
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how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
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We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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