I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
her facebook's as public as her vagina
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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