I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.