he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
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Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
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She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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